2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: oh yes

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: how much am i gettin paid?

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Free drinks untill closing and the money you get shoved in your knickers (Which should be alot)

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: oki doki!

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: YAY!!! SEXY PICS!!!

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: another drink plz! same agen!

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: sexy pics?

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: **makes one and passes it** YAY!! SEXY!

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: thanks! u making sexy pics?

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Na.......... we just gotta imagine. ..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: orgasmic!

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Oh yes!

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: so u havin a lock in 2nite?

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: porbs not

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: wat 4?

2005-03-10 [Kuma]: Hi ppl! ^_^

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: YAY!!! LANDLADY IS HERE!! ninniach is my lovely wife! YAY!

2005-03-10 [Kuma]: Kiss! *

2005-03-10 [Kuma]: i must go now...dear husband! hugs

2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: wel its dead 2nite innit!

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: **hugs and kisses**! YAY!

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Free booze since I'm married

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: it is a bit quiet like.

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: We've got a cleaner now. Now we just need people in here who don't work here

2005-03-10 [KillMeRomantikly]: lol

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: WHEY!

2005-03-10 [ironboundtreo]: punter number one here,newkey brown here

2005-03-10 [ironboundtreo]: wheres the barman when you need one *CHITCH*

2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: **hoys a bottle ower**

2005-03-10 [ironboundtreo]: cheers chitch,hoy us ower some hob nobs

2005-03-10 [~Altopia~]: *walks in*...No sign of those scary men...*Drops her coat, and goes over to the pole, to warm up*

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!! **Shoves a tenner down her pants in true strip club style**

2005-03-11 [Big S]: hey peeps !!!

2005-03-11 [Chunky Monkey]: I WANT A FUCKING PAY RAISE!!!!

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: sup Seth?

2005-03-11 [Big S]: i want a pay rise !!!

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: Yih've done fuck all!!

2005-03-11 [Barrassg]: Hey m8's is it pool anyone?

2005-03-11 [~Altopia~]: *wraps her leg around the pole, and starts to dance*

2005-03-11 [Big S]: *looks in amazment* *wolf wistles* go on girl !!!

2005-03-11 [~Altopia~]: *swings her body the whole way round the pole,then starts to slide down, and slowly back up

2005-03-11 [farawaygone]: screw this I want my sister back

2005-03-11 [~Altopia~]: *stops and looks at [farawaygone]*... Yup look how far my drunken stupour got me....*Walks out*

2005-03-11 [jobby]: The quiz night has been postponed due to my birthday drinking in a different pub, called The Oscars. will be done on Monday

2005-03-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey!

2005-03-11 [Anna™]: its my bday on monday!!!

2005-03-11 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: we no anna!!

2005-03-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: *starts doing dance*

2005-03-11 [Anna™]: wel i jus thoiught id remind every1!wot a great dance!

2005-03-11 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: hehe yeah i no well i cant 4get..i just dont no wot prezzie 2 get u

2005-03-11 [Anna™]: oooh im xcited!!! i dunno...

2005-03-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: *pole dance* lol anna u perve

2005-03-11 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: hehe wow well ill just get u sumthin random

2005-03-11 [jobby]: i need a poo

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: That dance was well sexy. I loved it. You gotta give me a personal one some time. ;D

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: Jobby, thanks for that nugget of information....

2005-03-11 [Chunky Monkey]: RATM- sleep now in the fire (stick that 1 on!!)

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: reet oh

2005-03-11 [jobby]: its ok mate. ive popped the "out of order" sign up at the bogs, just for an hour or so until it dies down

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: ewwww...... when can you stick charvegetspiledrived.swf up?

2005-03-11 [jobby]: soon, before 5.30

2005-03-11 [jobby]: its up noow

2005-03-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: chitch il giv u a personal 1 sumtime!

2005-03-11 [..beautiful disaster..]: i wana be something as well!!

2005-03-11 [jobby]: and me!. april can be a stripper aswell! lol wooo

2005-03-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: and you then! lol

2005-03-11 [jobby]: lol get in

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: YAY! PERSONAL STRIP!!

2005-03-11 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yey u want it now?! or later?

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: NOW! NOW GOD DAMN IT!!!!

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: What's the crack people??

2005-03-11 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: wow so many jobs given out already

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: 15

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: and Gonz wants a job

2005-03-11 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: cool wot does he want 2 be?

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: dunno!

2005-03-11 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: whos that big j.w guy?

2005-03-11 [-chitch-]: Big S. Seth

2005-03-12 [skater121]: hiya chitch its grahams fiance agen e sez evry drink i order u gota put it on is tab

2005-03-12 [Barrassg]: hiya chitch whats the crack?

2005-03-12 [Barrassg]: pool anyone?

2005-03-12 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yer i will! il kik ur ass!

2005-03-12 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha pools awesome

2005-03-13 [ironboundtreo]: anyone for a martini

2005-03-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: if ur offering!

2005-03-13 [ironboundtreo]: indeed i am

2005-03-13 [sogs3]: nice one chris

2005-03-13 [Barrassg]: yer right sam, lol bet your ass anyday lol

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: Gis a few pics then pet!!

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: New on the menu, "French Fancies"

2005-03-13 [Barrassg]: give me a fucking pint now m8

2005-03-13 [skater121]: graham buy me a vodka plz

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: pint of what? piss? You gotta tell is! lol **pulls a stella for barras. Hoys a Voddy to Debbie**

2005-03-13 [skater121]: hiya chitch gs ina bad fuckin mood

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: why like??

2005-03-13 [skater121]: cheers chitch chick luv yaz wen u getin sum, cred

2005-03-13 [Barrassg]: chears m8 put that on my tab cheres, bottle of brown

2005-03-13 [skater121]: dunno a fink its cos ov is grandad

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: ahhh.... that is a shitter like.....

2005-03-13 [Barrassg]: dont say nowt debbie plz chitch u know what to do bout personal things plz

2005-03-13 [skater121]: u gunna get sum cred or wat

2005-03-13 [skater121]: soz g

2005-03-13 [Barrassg]: nope its ok *hugs*

2005-03-13 [Barrassg]: chitch

2005-03-13 [ironboundtreo]: chitch hoy us ower a french fancy,nemisis is gettin angry

2005-03-13 [skater121]: hiya chitch wanna drink wateva u want al av

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: right. broon good then?

2005-03-13 [jobby]: do you do bed and breakfast, im fucked

2005-03-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey

2005-03-13 [skater121]: can me n mi m8 av most expensive drink please n put it on my baby g's tab please cos e luvvvvv s me

2005-03-13 [jobby]: hey sam, how are you these lovely days?

2005-03-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: im gr8! can i hav my usual plz chitchy! *sparks up a tab*

2005-03-13 [jobby]: lol, hey get those knickers off - its past 8pm. NOOOWWW

2005-03-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: wel y dont u wrip them off!

2005-03-13 [jobby]: *wrips them off* ooh, i want to put them back on so i can do that again - that was fun

2005-03-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: lol! write now the top half!

2005-03-13 [jobby]: lol wooooo get it orf get it orf (in a john from big brother fashion")

2005-03-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: uuurrr lol not john!

2005-03-13 [jobby]: lol but i thought mentioning him would turn you on

2005-03-13 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: no! y? do u wnat me turned on lol its dead 2nite

2005-03-13 [jobby]: lol yeah it is, where is everyone. jeeze

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: SAM! WHERE ARE MY PICS??

2005-03-13 [-chitch-]: Hold your glasses in honour of our good friend Kelsey Grammer, who could not be here this week, as the South Park bandit was nicked. **holds up a pint of Giuness**

2005-03-14 [jobby]: lol *holds up pint*

2005-03-14 [Big S]: *downs pint*

2005-03-14 [-chitch-]: can you put a small .swf file on here?

2005-03-15 [jobby]: nah, cant put .swf on elftown mate

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: Hey....*walks in and throws her coat a chair*...I'll have a pinacolada...

2005-03-15 [jobby]: hey there. Now call me stupid, but whats a Pinacolada©

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: It's a coctail, with malabu, pinapple juice and coconut cream...Ohh, and afew shots of vodka....*smiles*

2005-03-15 [jobby]: that sounds quite the delicious drink. I think ill have 4 of those please - pints

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: Mmmm.....And I want one of those little umbrellas, oh, and a strawberry on the glass...Perfect! Thanks...*sips her drink*

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: So ...Whats the story? Any drunken brawls???Anything?

2005-03-15 [Big S]: hello ppl!!

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: Hello[Big S], anything interesting happened around here?

2005-03-15 [jobby]: nah not really, I ran over someone when i drove home after 7 pints. about it. u?

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: Not really either...*I tripped on the stairs as I was leaving last night, looks like I won't be able to use the pole for a while...I twisted my ankle...

2005-03-15 [jobby]: damn, we will make a one specially for disableds

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: *sighs* It won't be the same...

2005-03-15 [jobby]: this is true. well get an ankle lock on, and shake that ass

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: um...I guess, is there extra pay in it for me?

2005-03-15 [jobby]: nah. well, i think we could slip in a free DVD of nightrider

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: *glares*..You ass!

2005-03-15 [jobby]: hey man, money doesnt grow on trees.. it grows in fields

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: Another drink plz....Drown my sorrows...Glares at [jobby]...Entetainment ...Huh

2005-03-15 [jobby]: hey, what do you expect dude. there paying me peanuts (salted) and theres no one in here to entertain, apart from the austrailian stripper - who should be stripping. SO STRIP.

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: *pours her drink on [jobby]*..Cold? Now youll have to strip!*Rubs her sore ankle*

2005-03-15 [jobby]: lol brrrrrr, that is cold. *takes off top in a little dancy fashion* *Altopia throws up*

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: LOL!

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: *sits there feeling sorry for herself...Pulls out her last 10er to pay for another drink* I know...Desperate times, I need the money...

2005-03-15 [jobby]: Sorry love, we only take pound sterling in this pub

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: *cries* You!!!!!*stomps her feet and*....'ooouch!'...*cries louder*

2005-03-15 [jobby]: lol hold on, im getting a call from the officer of currency. We do infact except the Australian Pound - so your in luck

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: HEY YOU FUCKING WANNA BOWLDING HOOORANGERS!!! AM THE FUCKING TENDER!!!!!!!!!!! AND AM GUNNA FUCKING MEK MA DSELLLLLLLL IH FUCRKING PINT!!!!!!!!!! Y)OUR STARTING ON IS EH????????????/ lol. Now there shall be a drunken brall

2005-03-15 [jobby]: WHOF YOU FUKCIN LOOKIN AT YOU R DFAT TWAT, COME WHEREE AND SIKLL FUCKIN KICK UYO IN THE BOLLSOCKS

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: *sits back....*

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON T@ BE FUCKING WITH THE TENDER YOU TGART!GB !!!!!!!!

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: ummm......*slightly shaken*

2005-03-15 [jobby]: RIGHTY OUT SOIDE

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR FUCKIN LICKED!!!!

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: THAT'S MY PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-15 [jobby]: RIght oUTSIDEE Now --> outside elftown pub

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: HERES YIH PINT SSSSON!

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: ALTOIPIa PET!!!!!!!  DIVVINBT WORRY YIH PRETTY LITTLE HEAD BABE! IT'AS ALL SORTED KNEW!!

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: *sits down again*...Any chance of a drink on the house, to calm me down???

2005-03-15 [jobby]: lol ive just pooed everywhere, who put cling film accross the bog?

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: wow i missed a fight!

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: twas I!!!

2005-03-15 [jobby]: you bastard *rattles fists too and fro*

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: lobely pic!!! can i hav the usual drink plz chitchy?

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: aye. here

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: you like the pic?

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: no lol! do u remember wat my drink is like?

2005-03-15 [~Altopia~]: Ewww... First vomit, then poo*~Altopia~ has left the building*....

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: Red Snakebite with a twist of Lemon and a solsbury flop?

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: nope!

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: red shocker!

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: ok. here, take it. JUST TAKE IT AND GO! LEAVE ME BE!!! Come in the back room!

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: back room of pub

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: y do u want 2 leave u?

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: go to the back room!

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: ok ;)

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: 4 kinky sex

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: sort of

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: 4 wat then?

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: check it out. back room of pub

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: *walks in bar wif messy hair*

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: shocker plz chitch ;)

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: **meks a shocker for sam** You were good in there!

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: thanks u were 2! so y u wanna stop? not gud enuff?

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: I sot ma load up yih...... and Jobby was nicking bottles of whiskey. I SAW YOU!!!

2005-03-15 [ironboundtreo]: *stands behind the bar* cocktails anyone?

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: unlucky jobby! u were caught out! cool i must be gud then! ;)

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: Steve. Cover me for a bit would you? Am fucking off for a bit.

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: il hav a cocktail stevo! just giv me sumfin nice! wif lots of alcohol!

2005-03-15 [ironboundtreo]: ah k,time for bingo

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: cya chitch ;)

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yey bingo! whers my drink stevo?

2005-03-15 [ironboundtreo]: *passes drink to sam* down it young un

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: steve. Your coat is ripped. lol!!